Here’s the ultimate guide on how to get a girl at the Oktoberfest Munich:
1. Wear Lederhosn!
2. Go for the girls without traditional dresses as they will be impressed by your dress.
3. Don’t be too drunk or at least act like you’re not to drunk because girls get hit on every two seconds by drunken cowards.
4. Don’t invite them for a beer because that’s what all the drunken Italians are doing (and trust me, only a small number of them gets laid at Oktoberfest). Let the lady work for her beer!
5. Or: Play the “5-Questions-Game” with her to get free steins! (Just google for the phrase)
6. Be social if there are other guys at the table (probably not a big deal since you’re at the Oktoberfest Munich!)
7. Ask her where she stays at to find out if she sleeps in shitty hostel or even in a camps (in general: packed places),. If she says yes and you have a better sleeping place than her: Big Win! She will more likely come with you.
8. If they’re a bit drunk show them the “magic trick”: Take her hands, tell her to think about the best moment in her life and that she needs to close her eyes, then just kiss her!
9. If she says “no” (I mean in a angry voice not a playful) accept that, say goodbye and move on, you’ll waste your and her time.
10. Make them drunk with absynthe, take the white one and tell them it’s a special Bavarian schnaps (best tip ever, it works every time, if they take your bait. But DON’T overdo it or they will never touch your wiener sausage or she’ll probably puke on your little friend)
11. HAVE FUN!
-Max
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